fat general

A term used for an ugly female accompanying one or more attractive females who actively attempts to cock block any efforts at sarging the ladies.

Bypassing a fat general requires a solid wingman willing to take one for the team. This person may need to be a. intoxicated or b. into fat birds.

Dan: Jamie, you distract the fat general, I'm going in for the kill.

Jamie: You owe me one.

by Too big January 19, 2006

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General Disarray

The sidekick of Professor Chaos (Butters). General Disarray's grandmother owns a storage area, which is used by Professor Chaos as his evil headquarters.

General Disarray, prepare the dynamite

by Who The **** Is The Coon? March 27, 2009

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General Order Number One

A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!

"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"

"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"

"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"

by Alpino March 29, 2010

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general

The commissioned highest rank in most modern militaries.

George Smith Patton was a great general during World War II.

by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004

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General Chaos

General Chaos was a Sega Genesis game from 1994. It was a true Blue vs. Red, with some Commando action mixed in as well.

Download the ROM! Play It! Love It! Eat It!

EBay - $19.99 plus $4.99 S/H

General Chaos is awesome!

by Choppah4 November 15, 2006

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