gaytarded

Used to describe something so disagreeable that neither "gay" nor "retarded" (derog.) are sufficient descriptors. Gay + Retarded = Gaytarded

The movie "I Know Who Killed Me" is gaytarded.

by sara g March 7, 2009

gaytastrophe

Something you say or a situation that might jeopardize your standing or appearance in the heterosexual world, such as liking a certain chick flick or using nice smelling hand lotions.

"Dude, that's so fetch!"

"What the hell? 'Fetch'?"

"You know, like in that movie Mean Gi---never mind."

"Gaytastrophe avoided."

by Danny Noonan, October 20, 2008

ganxta

The greatest of all time.
The highest level of complements.

Masta is a Ganxta!!!

by FearMasta himself August 22, 2004

gaytard

An insult that combines the deragatory terms of "gay" and "retard". It is not intended to offend greatly but just something to say when someone's behavior is worthy of such a title. It is also preferable to write it on a friend's AP Bio notes upside down where it would then become gaytarb.

"You are being such a gaytard!"

"Hey, stop getting me in trouble with the teacher, you gaytard!"

by Seamus Aimney May 13, 2005

Gaytar

Device used when playing Guitar Hero.

Gaytar is a device with 4 colored buttons and a flip tab that you flick when listening to the music.

by straight guitar player December 31, 2008

Gaytard

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

by tim May 22, 2003

gastastrophe

The passing of extremely pungent gas in a small, socially inappropriate, overpopulated setting. 2-The manipulation of fuel prices to gouge the public for huge profits before leaving political office.

Although the Donald kept his cheeks squeezed tightly together, the fumes building in his stomach from the nachos grande suddenly escaped into the packed boardroom. The gastastrophe made everyone's eyes water.

by enshawntay April 4, 2009