Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

Palm Beach Gardens

Where 12th graders fuck 9th graders with big tiddies. Also lots of crackheads, fiends, and other types of thots that suck dick for stigs,juuls, and most importantly fake dab carts.

Hey Julia from Palm Beach Gardens, would you suck my dick for 3 packs of stigs? I promise they aren't fake!

by idontlikeucauseusuck September 1, 2019

Garden Chef

One who performs oral sex on anothers cornhole i.e. salad tosser

yea that jeff is one hell of a garden chef

by The Barnes March 11, 2005

Gardenologist

A person who lives to garden,has studied (formally or informally) plants,trees,etc. and can tell you more about them than you probably want to know.
Can be found in mostly sub-urban and rural areas.
Area of expertise is varied, but is usually related to their own "zone".

Gardenologist: Wow! That's an amazing senna!
Friend: Uh... yeah, nice.... (huh?)
Gardenologist: Hey! What's that weird looking plant by your foot?
Friend: I dunno, you're the gardenologist!
Gardenologist: Oh,how sweet, there's a name for people like me!( proceeds to pluck a leaf of unknown plant to identify later)

by DonnazJeanz September 23, 2007

garden tiller face

a chick that is so ugly she looks like someone started a fire on her face and put it out with a garden tiller

jeds girl is butt ugly she has a garden tiller face

by digger19620 May 29, 2008

Garden Talk

When you are talking and replace a word by using a fruit or vegetable name

Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."

Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."

Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"

Gabby:"Yam(yes)"

by Granny smithapple October 4, 2010

Garden Fever

When a white person is attracted to/dates a person of mixed race. A variation of 'Jungle Fever'.

Person1: Dude, Sally totally has Jungle Fever. She's obessed with that black guy..

Person2: No man, he's not black, he's mixed. Sally has Garden Fever!

by icouldwriteasong December 27, 2010