Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003

The worst video game adaptation of a movie ever made, even for a direct to DVD animated Garfield movie that was already mediocre to begin with. In fact, this is one of the worst games ever.
Person 1: Today, I'm going to play Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS).
Person 2: That game sucks utter balls. Especially the difficult studio level, where landing on a swing launches Garfield into space and making a mistake forces you to start the whole level again.
Person 2: That game sucks utter balls. Especially the difficult studio level, where landing on a swing launches Garfield into space and making a mistake forces you to start the whole level again.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020

garfoels
by arandomdudelol August 31, 2023

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.
by Pairadyce August 22, 2024

He is all powerful.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
Man 1: Oh shit...
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
by The Peter tower January 7, 2024

by MmmLasagna November 7, 2022
