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Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018
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Blood gamble

To take a large risk in order to gain a small benefit.

Derived from the video game Nuclear Throne. Where the playable character Skeleton gambles their HP in order to gain faster reloading.
P1: Did you see what Paul did?
P2: Yeah, that was such a Blood Gamble!
by FishCanRoll February 9, 2025
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lady gambling

Lady gambling is when a group of girl (aka hen party) go out and pick up random dudes. The winner is the one who picks up the dude with the biggest cock and Dan deliver proof the next morning.
The girls and I are going lady gambling, see you tomorrow morning.
by Yo Mark! May 5, 2018
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Grocery Gambling

The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.
Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gambling to try get out of debt.
by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015
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Zack Gamble

Stealing another man’s girlfriend from under them using your superior methods of seduction
Hey Tanstee, I heard you had been Zack Gambled. Too bad!
by RuleBritannia69 February 3, 2022
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Pants Gamble

When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.
That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.
by stretchdos April 9, 2022
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gambling with change

Secretly rubbing your money on your (preferably sweaty) genitals before paying off a debt.
I don't care if you're gambling with change, I just want my twenty bucks.
by Caro Cogitatus July 23, 2016
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