Grapple

Apples soaked in artificial grape flavoring.

I was at the store the other day and saw a package of grapples. I grabbed it thinking it was some kind of brocciflower hybrid, but i caught a wiff of grape soda as i was putting them in the cart. Grapples are apples soaked in artificial grape flavoring. I almost barfed.

by AllisonLoves420 September 28, 2008

Dick Grippers

A woman with soft and small hands

I held her hand and instantly new she had dick grippers

by July93 August 19, 2017

Adolf Grippler

The grippiest jew hater in the history of grip Germany

"she's almost as bad as adolf grippler"

by Gripologist March 3, 2023

Grappleshelf

An insult to be exclusively aimed at an old person's genitals

(When staring at your Grandma's weepy flange) "Yo Grappleshelf!"

by Jan Robson March 10, 2007

grapplehooked

Inebriated to a point where there is a strong tendency to fool around with dangerous implements. Appears to be of nautical origin and somewhat archaic. In modern usage, is often preceded by the phrase "Hey guys, bet you can't do this!"

"Me matey was fair grapplehooked" (archaic) "That student gets grapplehooked way more often that I do." (current)

by Nim Chimsky January 21, 2009

grapple toe

When someone has fucked up toes and uses them as tools. For example to pick things up and tie people's shoe laces. Ewan studd has these toes and toe fucks his girlfriend and dog all the time. The dog loves it very much.

Izzy- "ewan pass me that parsnip"
Ewan *picks up the parsnip with his monkey feet and launches it at her*.,

Izzy- "fuck that you're grapple toes have touched it"

by Burtysquirty123 August 29, 2017

Gippler

Slang for "Head", much like "Noggin" or "Bonce".

Is that a bandage on your Gippler?

Yeah, an unfortunate during my second circumcision. Bashed right in the Bonce.

by Jnda88 September 4, 2017