Gertch

Noun:
A rarely seen, unique creature resembling a garden gnome, inhabiting horticultural regions who, through eldritch methods, turns nyrr into gold. Upon completion of it's designs it will often fade away, leaving one to wonder if it was ever there.

You must have been visited by Gertch in the night, the flowers are all blooming.

by aalh June 9, 2011

Gertrude Splash

During a blumpkin in an outhouse, the Receiver simultaneously releases a turd and spreads his legs to allow the splash to hit the Giver in the face.

I got the sweetest Gertrude Splash at the carnival the other night.

by TheEmpress August 11, 2012

gertha

There is only one Gertha. Julian Shannon owns the Gertha

"woah man i just saw julian"
"really"
"yeah he let me see the big gertha"

by JJCENA69rko October 13, 2015

Gerty

1 gerty equals 5.9742 × 1024 kilograms

he must weigh a GERTY!

by tyyrel April 6, 2006

St. Gertrude's

The hottest girls in plaid skirts and white blouses in all of Virginia.They have good "values" and know exactly how to have fun. They throw the best parties and always get the guys that St. Catherine's girls wish they had. Guys from BHS, St Chris, Colleigate, Woodberry, and Trinity all love gerties and know that they are the coolest girls in VA.

Gerties have those cute little plaid skirts!

They know how to control themselves, unlike other girls in Richmond

by Gertiiie January 24, 2005

St. Gertrude's

I'm sorry, but do yall really care that much about attacking other schools. Not to be hypocritical, but everyone on this site needs to get a life. I'm sick of people writing mean stuff about each others school when they dont even know what they are talking ab.

Hi i go to (Blank) and i have no life because i sit on urban dictionary and make up mean defintions about rival schools.
It's only highschool... please grow up!

by Sick of this at St. Cat's February 3, 2005

Dirty Gerty

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.

Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.

by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005