furniture

another nickname for a man's package

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room

by tfitz87.. August 24, 2008

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furniture

Another word for a women.

Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.

by Tyannia Stockton April 23, 2004

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Furnace Ass

The extreme discomfort/cramping/sweating associated with the overindulgence of too many hot wings (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or a combination of them both.

John missed football practice because his furnace ass kept him in the bathroom all afternoon.

by PR Gal 60010 February 17, 2009

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The extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. Generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. Invented by Maverick Gunner and Rory Williams, displayed in the Youtube video: Furniture Freestyle, an athlete's perspective.

"Man, what's another action sport I can do now that I quit fmx?"
"Well if your hardcore enough you could take up Furniture Freestyle."
"Ah yes, that's a real man's sport!"

by Maverick Gunner October 30, 2010

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Furnace Humour

It’s type of humour which is beyond “dark humour”. It’s usually used between friends on same wave length and sense of humour.

Hey Bro! Ready for some furnace humour joke?
Yo! Man bring it on!
“You know what’s difference between Jew and pizza?”

Uh no mate!

“Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!”

Oh mate that’s some furnace humour ! We will end up in hell!

by voyceboy May 28, 2018

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