fugat

one who forgoes all spiritual creaminess to avoid contact with a rabid deer eating psycho killlarhhhh

Look, over there, look at that fugat, ARRRRRHHHH MATEY his socks are whiter than an acrobats testicles

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Fangasmic

So fantastic, you might just have an orgasm!

The restaurant has fangasmic margaritas.

by mjblondie November 3, 2008

Fugack

1. A much cooler way to say the word "fuck."

2. A term that can be used in order to avoid being reprimanded for using the word "fuck" while also being a badass at the same time because you said "fugack" instead of "fuck."

1. Oh fugack... we are so fugacked.

2. Billy: "That's fugacking stupid!"
Teacher: "Don't use profanity, Billy!"
Billy: "I didn't. I said fugack."
Some girl to some other girl: "Isn't Billy such a badass because he said 'fugack' instead of 'fuck'?"
Teacher to the girls: "No profanity! Five hundred thousand points from Gryffindor!"

by Saint Valentino December 6, 2009

Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008

Fungaloo

The drops of water or liquid excrement that splash on to your butt when you take a poop

I had to wipe my buttcheeks today because i was hit by a fungaloo

by jettma31 June 21, 2011

Fungasm

An orgasm on Magic Mushroom.

"Dude, I got totally stoned last night. Me and Collette had a fungasm."

by Fishenator January 2, 2012

fangant

An insult used towards those who are doing wrong at the mediocre level. The vulgarity level is equal to that of "asshole"

You fangant! Ask before you touch next time!

by Johnissoevil March 22, 2004