What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
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A campaign that is designed to make people happy and see them smile. It is based upon the concept of giving a stranger a hug and led by a person called Juan Mann. Most people actively involved in the Free Hugs Campaign find busy urban areas and hold up signs reading "Free Hugs", and allow strangers to hug them. Refunds are offered if the person is unsatisfied.
by FreeHugs42 March 9, 2008
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by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021
Get the freer than a free sample at costco mug.Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an AR-15 pistol at the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".
Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.
Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.
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by chutneyferret January 21, 2004
Get the Free the Chocolate Hostage mug.n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.
clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...
aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.
clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.
aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!
clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?
bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!
aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.
clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.
aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!
clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?
bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!
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