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Foreskin restoration

The process of expanding the residual skin of the penis by surgical or nonsurgical means to creat a foreskin.
by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010
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Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.
One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!
by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017
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The Forrest Gump Effect

To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.

Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.

Guy 2: Damn....
by G-Ender July 21, 2010
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The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"
by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019
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mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.
Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.
by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009
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Foreskazzling

The bedazzling of a man's foreskin. The male equivalent vagazzling.
Hey check out my new Foreskazzling job
by lilblig7 January 3, 2011
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foreskinclosure

A condition, that often occurs during extremely cold temperatures, in which the rim of the foreskin touches on all sides so that the head of the penis becomes invisible. When foreskinclosure occurs, the penis appears as if it has retracted back inside a male's pelvis.
Person 1: Did you see that streaker? It looked like he got his dick chopped off!
Person 2: That's not what happened. It's like 15 below out here. He was just experiencing a little foreskinclosure.
by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010
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