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Folding socks

As in: "I'm going to be folding socks in my room." An aware man would obviously see that as a prime opportunity to get down.
by PsychoCat69 February 28, 2012
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Crotch Fondling

1;When you "fondle" with someones crotch area.
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.

Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina
"Oh hey, I heard Richie M did some crotch fondling with Megan after they got really drunk last night"
by Godlypronouns December 24, 2009
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canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends
Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.
by Darth_bacon August 21, 2018
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founding fathers

The group of American leaders who signed the Declaration of Independence and/or framed the US Constitution.

The largest gathering of political genius at one place and time ever seen in history. They created a system of government that has lasted for about 230 years. Architects of the most free, most prosperous, strongest country human history has ever seen.

Those who say that the framers of the Constitution were trying to protect the interests of the wealthy really mean that they disapprove of the Constitution because it doesn't authorize redistribution of wealth, economic equality, and communism.

The limited powers of the federal government, separation of powers, and the decentralization of power mean that no one is to be completely trusted with power.

The left, however, believes in political messiahs and philosopher kings who are sincerely committed to the public interest. All you need to do to find permanent solutions to perennial social ills like poverty is to concentrate power in such people. The problem they have with the Constitution is that it paralyzes the government and prevents it from trying to engineer a utopian, fantasy- land society.

However, if you don't believe in political saviors and philosopher kings and believe that people are selfish by nature and always will be, you'll recognize the prudent wisdom of the Founding Fathers in constructing a government with internal checks on its power.
Founding fathers: George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, John Jay.
by proudconservative June 28, 2010
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Fooding

me and joe are gonna go fooding.
by Jack September 21, 2003
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folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)
those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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folding clothes

"Yeah i was just folding clothes"
by Alaska00 October 29, 2020
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