Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

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Finger Fist

Start with one finger in the pussy till wet then deep drill with fist.

I had to finger fist my girl to cum.

by O.G Unknown September 5, 2019

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jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021

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Danish Fist

When you are fisting someone and eating a Danish in the other hand. The filling in the Danish depends on the orifice being fisted.

I wanted to partake in a group anal Danish fist but ran out of chocolate danishes.

by 7Flambeaux7 February 9, 2022

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In conjunction with "top of the morning", a verbal gesture to signify a greeting and a positive vibe. The top of a fist signifys the fresh and painless act of and or beginning to enter one's fist in an anus. The top of the fist has not yet entered the anus and therefore has not caused any damage and or pain signifying joy and what is good. An antonym would be "Bottom of The Fist"; which would the exact opposite, signifying pain, anguish, and defeat.

jonny: "hey mike, i finally got the title to my car!"
Mike: "Well top of the fist to ya Jonny, im happy for you!
Jonny: "Ya me too, this situation could have totally turned out wrist-deep!"

by Jonny on the SPOT! October 7, 2016

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