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Flabbergasted

Utterly speechless at the amount of fat on someone's body.
I was flabbergasted when I saw honey boo boo
by Deccashoots May 18, 2016
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Flabbergaster

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change
The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.
by Sherpent February 25, 2009
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Flibba Flabba

Something that Rev. Al Sharpton says.
Heck no! I'm so mad, I made up some new words! Flibba Flabba! Vezzin poodle! Mellindolly!
by AntmanMike July 22, 2003
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Flabbergasted

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.
Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan
by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009
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Flabbercrombie

An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.
Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.
by shaboi December 15, 2008
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Flabbergastration

Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.
by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009
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flabbergastered

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.
Example: Mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.
by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010
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