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Hawaiian Flashbang 

A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.

The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."

"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"

Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight

Romanian Flashbang 

The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.
I gave this girl a romanian flashbang, i think she's traumatized.
Romanian Flashbang by bebbeee December 9, 2024

Australian flashbang 

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.
he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang

Ohio Flashbang 

When a man swings on a rope, dick first into a females mouth
“Hey baby, our sex life is boring, wanna try an ohio flashbang?”

The flashbang theory

The flashbang theory Is when a event happens and when people stop talking about the event, years later that event will be talk about from a person bring that events back in the public consciousness and discuss it with a new perspective years later, this caused a flashbang in the brain as they remember the event again
The flashbang theory can apply to tiktok, people sometimes will voice opinions in a short context, a person could upload a video talking about an event with a new perspective, causing people to bring it up again.

Self-Inflicted Flashbang 

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”