Flathead

A disparaging label for someone that believes the Earth is flat.

The flathead will argue with you about whether Antarctica is a continent, he thinks the world looks like the map in the United Nations logo, where the Antarctic forms a ring around the flat Earth.

by Cheeky Monkees September 10, 2016

Brand Faith

To have total loyalty to a brand

I have total brand faith in Nike

by Chuggs August 10, 2006

faithfucc

A faithfucc (pronounced "faith-fuck") is a person who is commited ("faith") to the person who they are in a relationship with. In being so commited, they do not fuck ("fucc") anyone else while in this said "faithful relationship."

Him: baby i'm so scared to love you. I've been hurt so badly too many times by females *sob*

Her: baby it's okay!! You don't have to worry about a thing!! I'm your faithfucc all the way.

by lizrrdmama0392 April 2, 2009

Faithon

The ongoing tenacious moron in the never ending quest for a good ass pounding from a large french man's dong that he calls thor. Soon to be artificially inseminated and 9 months later the same pesterous wound which walks this planet has been cloned.

SO i was hunting Faithon's last weekend in the "good part" of Compton, but then i realized that all i had to do was go to Colorado where the fried hippies are located to kill these wondrous mammals.

by Sir Walter the Dubba April 19, 2011

faith based programming

Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.

Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?

Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away

Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?

Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...

by tempestaz March 15, 2014

faiths vagina

A place I call home.

Im inside Faiths vagina!

by HeyIs4Horses October 7, 2016

Faith

Faith is a gorgeous girl with beautiful eyes and a great body. She is extremely talented and is usually an amazing singer,actor, or dancer. Faith is the queen bee and any guy would be extremely lucky to have her. She was the Regina George at her High School. She only likes a few guys but flirts with ALL of them. She has strong opinions and will fight for what she believes in. Faith is a very talkative and outspoken person. She loves to text and hates it when she is left on “read” or someone does not respond to her text right away. Faith is also hilarious and is always cracking the best jokes she is like a one-man-show and has great improv skills. She is extremely street smart and could get out of any situation. Faith is a natural born leader and many are drawn to her due to her charm and charisma. Almost all of the guys she has met have fallen for her at one point or another. Faith is the all-around total package.

Joe: wow Faith looks super hot today
Bill: yeah I was going to ask her to prom but 18 guys already did
OR
Amy: Omg Faith is soooo funny and popular

Kate: yeah I wish I was her

by Loren Gilman July 1, 2018