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Flabbergasted

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure
when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home
by itxt July 21, 2009
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flabbergastered

Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!
by cocodile dundee May 18, 2006
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flabable

A fat man who plays chess

Another name for a fat woman
that flabable was shite aye!?

I'm getting all flabable
by alexisxxxxx July 19, 2005
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Flabberjaculate

When a young male is masturbating in what he thinks is complete solitude and someone walks in. This surprise is enough to make the young male so flabbergasted he ejaculates all over the person surprising him.
Guy 1: Last night sucked.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: My mom walked in on me and I Flabberjaculated on her.

Guy 2: I killed my grandma the same way.
by Znasty October 22, 2009
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Flabbermitch

A common term used when a prostitute has hustled you for horrible service.
Prostitute: "Okay buddy pay up."

Flabbermitched Victim: " Are you fucking kidding me. I've been flabbermitched!"
by kungfu_panda November 9, 2011
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Flabbergasted

Alice was flabbergasted after she spotted her mother smoking a joint with the housekeeper.
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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flabbergastestignation

A word that is not actually a word but can be used as a word as a placeholder for another word, even if that word is not a word.
I tried to put on my flabbergastestignation but my mom made me go upstairs and change before I left the house.
by SixelaNiloc March 1, 2019
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