When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.
I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.
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Get the Fittinger mug.A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.
Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.
They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.
There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.
They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.
They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.
There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.
They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.
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