When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!
by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008
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Where is your bathroom?, I think I'm going to have some serious fireass after going to that all you can Indian buffet
by Dandar November 3, 2005
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There was a small fire in my apartment, luckly i gave my girl The Firehydrant. Firehydrant is awsome.
by T Folkin it June 17, 2008
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Girl 1: "Firehouse—Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Taylor Lautner."
Girl 2: "Kill Taylor, marry Johnny and bang Orlando."
Girl 2: "Kill Taylor, marry Johnny and bang Orlando."
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Get the firah mug.The feeling when you know you will have a liquid shit. As you sit down on the toilet it is already starting to come out and the longer it goes the better you feel, spraying out with such force you could put out a fire.
by Ryebird April 2, 2015
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