fonting

When you type words with malicious intent.

Are you joking or fonting me right now Targ.

by iDenzilla January 3, 2015

having trouble finding nemo

What is that?
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.
2. A kind of worm.
3. A movie for Kids.

Good answer:
1. An o.v.n.i. for hetero man.

by Fred Derfy666 I'll find NEMO twice January 15, 2004

Anal Fisting

The ultimate digital rectual exam.

When she is anal fisting me I'm in heaven.

by tulsa_cocksucker October 14, 2011

Fart Fisting

The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.

Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.

"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"

Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!

by fartmongrel September 28, 2011

Double-fisting Sushi

A sexual maneuver where you lay your girl on her back, then grab your girl's ass with both hands, lift her pussy to your mouth and lick and suck her pussy.

I met my girl at her place last night and spent 30 minutes double-fisting sushi.

by Mista Spooky January 3, 2015

Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.

Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.

by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010

Bitch Fisting

The act of public lesbian cunt thumping. An aggressive female dominatary fisting to assert alpha female status.

Despite Maxi's superior dyke mullét, Trace swiftly delivered a massive bitch fisting.

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 11, 2008