Innocent Horny

The term you use when you feel intimately isolated and in need of physical affection, but forgot what being touched starved is

Tod: I’ve been feeling really innocent horny lately. I need a hug.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.

by TheKingofBeans December 2, 2021

Innocent Victim

Bass Jam

Innocent victim killed it last night!

by The libertarian Oracle February 24, 2022

Innocent Victim

Bass Jam

Innocent victim killed it last night!

by The libertarian Oracle February 24, 2022

Innocent

1. Not being guilty to a crime
2. Didn't do anything wrong
3. Nothing happening to you Yet
4. Virginity

5. Not knowing about sex yet

1. I'm Innocent of the crime
2. No I'm innocent Of doing drugs
3. I'm still innocent for the time being
4. She is longer innocent After college
5. She Found out too much she is not a innocent child

by 459395 March 7, 2022

Innocent Bribe

a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.

look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.

by John Smith one of many johns March 12, 2022

innocentce

A penny for your wholesome thoughts.

The till-skimmer protested his innocentce when he was caught making off with a lot of copper coins.

by QuacksO May 15, 2022

Innocent Rebel

1. Someone who acts like a rebel without knowing.

2. My handle.

Example #1
Charli: Hey, where’s Benji?
Jaelynn: He’s probably being an innocent rebel.

Example #2

Bff: Hey, what’s your Urban Dictionary username?

Me: One, it’s HANDLE. Two, It’s Innocent Rebel.

by innocent rebel June 23, 2022