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Filipino Duck Fuck

A complex sexual maneuver, involving a Filipino duck, a loaded asshole, and one drunk bitch.

The move is begun when the bill of the duck is shoved into the loaded asshole (which can be possessed by anyone in the party). When the duck opens its bill to quack, the shit must then be planted inside the open mouth. The duck's bill must then be removed from the asshole and stuffed into the previously lubricated vagina. The duck will then proceed to deposit the shit into the vagina, thus space docking the girl.

Other variations include the Mississippi Mallard Docker.
ex1.Tyler: dude my girlfriend is wasted, and we are going past a Filipino restaurant. time to do a Filipino Duck Fuck!?

ex2. Fredy to Mary: hey baby, do you see the duck on the pond?
Mary: yeah, so majestic, so beautiful!
Fredy: yeah, um, i'm thinking we can do a Filipino duck fuck soon?
Mary: are you kidding me Fredy? you know i'm always down for that!

ex 3. Filiipino Duck to Mallard: shit, that couple is staring at me, i think they might wanna do a Filipino duck fuck with me. damn i'm tired of the taste of shit in my mouth, combined with the taste of lubed pussy.
Mallard: yeah i know what you mean. this guy tried to do that to me last week and he ended up making diarrhea in my bill and then when he shoved it in the girls vagina, she queefed and it ended up going down my throat.
Filipino Duck: yeah FML Mallard
Mallard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by RiiPCiTYDOOODE January 17, 2011
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Filipino

A Filipino is a person that can easily be mistaken as a hispanic. They are from asia in a group of islands called the Phillippines. They can be, and are ussually called an "oriental asian" or a "pacific islander".

Most Filipino's have a darker skin tone, flat nose, have a mustache, and smart. They love their rice and eat rice with every meal. Most Filipino's are short, and the Filipino parents are very strict and yell alot. They have wierd last names. Most Filipino's are also religous. They are ussualy Christian. Alot of Filipino's try to act gangster while the rest just dont fall under a stereotype.

Filipino's in america are strongly bonded together. They help each other out and are very friendly to each other. They are ussually part of the middle class. While Filipino's in the Phillippines are either poor or rich. They are still friendly to each other and help one another but the goverment is corrupt and the economy is horrible.
White Guy: Are you mexican?
Pinoy: no, im F#%$ing Filipino.
White Guy: oh.....

Im Filipino ;D
by Tolentino October 9, 2006
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filipina cream pie

Cum dripping from a filipa's girls pussy.
I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.
by Asianpoker October 16, 2021
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Fillipino Jovens

Fillipino Jovens are people who have really good grades but have no relationship experiences that’s lasted for atleast 100 days.
They have good fashion to cover the fact that they are completely ugly.
Dude fillipino jovens are weird people no cap
by Whosmax October 23, 2019
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Filipino Death Squad

Filipino nurses who work in skilled nursing facilities for the elderly, or who work night shift on medical floors in hospitals. Typically, these individuals are clueless about real nursing practices and speaking the English language.
Uh oh, the Filipino Death Squad just clocked in. I hope my patients are still here in the morning.
by Day shift worker December 12, 2013
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filipino

1) Generally pretty cool people
2) Have been called "Asian" or "Pacific Islander"
2) Unfortunately, some are racists, and think every brown person is a filipino...some tend to hate you just because you aren't one of them
3) Tend to be very smart
4) Want to have light skin, and even have skin whitening soaps
5) Many invaded Guam and completely disrespect the culture
"What? You're filipino and you don't even speak the language?"
"Um...I'm from somewhere else..."
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Filipino

Best people in the world. Why? no reasons. We just are.
I'm Filipino.
by bboybullet October 19, 2010
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