filch monger

Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.

-That bum just stole my food!
-That filch monger!!

by Poopty Pants March 24, 2005

Filchy Mong

The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.

Marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry's belly.

by the filchy mongers! April 24, 2009

Finch

One of the best bands ever! Original lyrics. THey kick ass!

Finch is the best band ever!

by Maria January 9, 2005

filcher

Engaging in anal sex, then proceeding to ejaculate into your partner's ass, afterwards sucking out the semen from their ass with either a bendy or twirly straw.

Dang dude, last night I heard Bingham filched his grandma! He's such a filcher...

by Mark Becker December 27, 2007

Filch

To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.

It was just going to be plain sex, but then we decided to filch.

by Eddi Meddi July 25, 2007

fachang

A mouth of teeth completely messed up to the point of utter repulsiveness. Commonly includes more than one snaggle tooth and/or multiple fangs at various points of the mouth.

Bob: Dude you should go out with her.
Bill: I would, except that she has fachang.

Sue: Oh, hes cute.
Jill: Sue, no, did you see his fachang?

by maineman04008 April 23, 2009

rat fich

Someone who is crafty, tricky and cool.

"Hey, I am sorry I surprised you but ya gotta love me, I'm a rat fich."

by HardonE July 28, 2008