messy fiesta

the act of spreading guacamole all over a man's cock and then having the sexual partner, which is usually of hispanic decent, suck it off.

Yea man, Cabo was fuckin' great! Nothin' but margaritas and messy fiestas.

by rum diddly September 8, 2010

Fiesta

A Party or Dance where the number of females is FAR greater then the number of males. The dance is NOT at equlibrum making for a imperfect party.

A Fiesta is the opposite of a "sasuage fest."

Signs of a Fiesta include but are not limilted to:
-Small circles of girls dancing with themselves
-High pitched screams

-Strong sent of perfume

Subject A: "All I see is a bunch of girls dancing in small circles with themsleves..."

Subject B: "Ya it's just one big Fiesta down there!"

by Bismarck14 October 28, 2010

fiesta

Synonyms include beaver, poontang, love box and honey pot, but is used specifically in reference to cunnilingus.

Jordan does not like the smell or taste of fiesta.

by Opium Addict November 9, 2008

fiesta

An online party that takes place on a message board or blog that involves many people posting hilarious images (usually pictures modified in photoshop) and gif-animations of a hilarious nature.

"OMFG Fire up your Photoshop, It's Fiesta Time again!"

by anon August 25, 2004

fiesta platter

A new item on Taco Bell's menu that includes the main portion of your choice, beans, chips, and salsa, all made with the most digusting ingredients possible. After consuming a fiesta platter, one then has a fiesta in the toilet for days.

"Dude, Alvie, I don't feel so good. I had a fiesta platter for lunch today."

"Oh, me too bro.I had a fiesta in the toilet after that."

by Mayhem61 April 7, 2008

Santa Fe Fiesta

When you put hot sauce on a condom and proceed to put your penis in the rectum of a woman and switch to her vagina and continue in a manner of switching until she dies.

I heard Tammy Ledbetter died of a Santa Fe Fiesta.

by C J E March 19, 2009

fiesta ST

A car of the gayer variety, commonly found on the drives of hairdressers, fluffers, and thai lady boys.

Occasionally they are driven by effeminate FAIRIES from liverpool. Fortunately they have docking stations for wahl clippers.

"wow look how gay that car car is.....its fiesta ST"

"is that male masseuse driving a pink car..... must be a fiesta ST"

"watch out there's a gay parking.....its ok hes got parking sensors on his fiesta ST"

by bill turnball July 22, 2008