chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

Anti-features

When a company removes features and markets it as innovation.

By retaining the same look and recycling design, we're introducing new anti-features, by reducing even more features than last year, and introducing even more premium pricing, we are bringing the latest innovation to the masses.

-Tim Apple

by Lewd1 July 20, 2019

Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.

This Group featuring old people. is odd.

by That one weirdo November 26, 2019

Killer feature

A really awesome feature that makes a product stand out from the competitor's products.

A killer feature of PureTools. This ingenious device is three products in one.

by PureKnowldege December 27, 2017

Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be

The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug

by FulliA November 9, 2017

eejit features

Scottish Slang for idiot

The boy drapt the box, "Agh, gee it here's eejit features!" Sighed the man

by Chloebelle February 14, 2017

Feature creep

Feature creep means too many unwanted features that clearly don't fit the original design and/or purpose.

Elari KidPhone 3G is a kids' smartwatch, it already had shitty battery life, but they added a MP3 player! That's some of the wildest feature creep I've ever seen in a firmware update!

by krazzyfяeak February 27, 2020