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TO MASTURBATE
girl:

first read the example of sex (#4) or something else, like porn, to make you horny. Next, lick at least two of your fingers, the more there are the better it feels, and stick them in your pussy, rub them around and make sure that you are wet. Once you are wet, use those fingers to rub your pussy in a circular motion, I prefer hard and fast. If you have an electric toothbrush, use the vibrating bristles to rub your clit. Keep rubbing until you orgasm. Trust me you will be glad you did.

Guys:

Pull up and down on the shaft of your penis as hard as you like, rub it until you cum and orgasm.
by hornygirl! April 22, 2007
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fagsturbate

when a gay male jacks off to himself in the mirror
Why watch porn when I can just fagsturbate?
by Fill Donna Hubris April 29, 2016
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Faturated

when a food is so unhealthy its completely saturated in fat.
I bought a take away burger the other day and it was completely Faturated!
by Hawko January 29, 2008
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Faturated

When you have eaten so much rich food that you feel unwell.
That deep-fried Mars Bar left me completely faturated.
by O.Devine July 29, 2009
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flabsturbate

Using flab to pleasure yourself more during masturbation.
That guy is so fat, he must flabsturbate constantly.
by PacDwarf June 22, 2011
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Lasturbate

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.
Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.
by Jjcales January 11, 2012
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masturbate

to rub yourself untill you have an orgasm (the point where you feel so good you feel like you died and were reborn as a god)98% of people do it and the rest who dont are so old they cant feel it anymore or hav a desease so they cant feel it.also funny that if you dont know some1 that also does it you will never hear that they do it. i have friends that do it and i do it too and im sure that i got a friend to do it by looking at porn while he was over lol.for best results have your select favorite kind of porn and lube(u no hav to buy try certan gel soaps/shampoos lol sum are better than expencive comercial lube) also night is great to cover up along wit shower lol(the only reson guys dont masturbate together is bcause they dont know how their dicks compare ::truth)and the myth about masturbation making your dik smaller :fake: along with the gay thing parents tell you to make you stop with the blindness lol obviously fake.after your first cumming you will never spend more than a week without it again
person 1)ew you masturbate(trying to act surprised)
person 2)ya who doesnt?
person 1)what kinda porn u like?(whispering)
person 2)wide variety.
person 1)u got a good site i got 3 viruses so far?
person 2)ya (i was gonna rite a good 1 but that would count as advertising lol)!
by I es unknown February 7, 2008
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