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Fartful

That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.
"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."
by Sillyloquy December 15, 2009
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Extremely relaxing suicidal nuclear bomb machine.
Hey, Joe! Your fart just destroyed Donald Trump!
by ccvbcbv June 23, 2016
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noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"
His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.
by What May 10, 2004
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A sport women do while driving in the car by themselves, usually with the window rolled up so they can "score" the stinkocity velocity. This is why they prefer leather seating.
Woman in car alone: EEEERRRIIIIPPPPP - sniff sniff, "Good one, I cannot wait until bunco so I can tell the girls"
by jeff April 30, 2004
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by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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v. the act of expelling a bottom burp from one's arse.
Who's farted? That fucking stinks!
by Ernest Borgnine June 26, 2003
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a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.
I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.
by landrea October 15, 2006
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