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alternative facts

The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.
After backing up her false statements with alternative facts, Kellyanne Conway threatened the "dishonest" media for suggesting that she might be lying.
by Bogrimm January 22, 2017
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Alternative Facts

a lie or false statement / the quality of being false/ bullshit / propaganda /

narratives often used by the Trump Administration via propoganda officials such as Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) and Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) devised to counter facts and provable realities in order to steer or sway opinions in favor of their own benefit - which is generally the agenda of their very insecure and emotionally need boss.
Climate change is not supported by science, and we will provide you with alternative facts that the dishonest press should be covering.
by Dr. Parrot January 22, 2017
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Factinate

Factinate is a garbage website that that steals people's posts from Reddit and re-posts them without their permission. So, to Factinate something, is essentially the act of stealing from one website and re-posting it somewhere else.
"Factinate is a shitty website that steals stuff."
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nutrition facts

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.
Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.








jk pls :~
by LarstaiT December 28, 2003
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Big Boi Facts

Literally The Same Definition Of Facts But 10 Times More Factual.
6ix9ine: Yo Trippie You a Dummy!

Trippie Redd: And you a fucking pedophile and that's Big Boi Facts!

6ix9ine: (TRIGGERED)
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Faptism

The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.
She got faptism
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Fantisimo

Fantastic, Great, totally fucking awesome doood, orgasmic, superb, awesome
"Fantisimo Fifteen"
- Dressed In Black (the words creator and godess of canadian and world politics)
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