funiculingus

going down on a woman while riding in the eerie quiet of a mountainside cable car, known in the Italian as funiculare

Her ass was all over the seat, while I performed funiculingus on her from the floor of the sky tram. I heard the view was excellent, but I doubt this was the source of the gasping squeals.

by caddy wampus September 19, 2010

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.

'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*

by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Fuscle

1. a shape similar to a muscle formed out of a strange combination of muscle and fat.
See Fuscular

The guy from Coheed and Cambria has alot of fuscles.

by BruceT January 3, 2008

fuscular

a muscular person who also might be fat.
a fuscular person's chest sticks out farther than their stomach. if the stomach sticks out farther than the chest, they're just fat.

"hey did you see that singer from Coheed and Cambria"

"hell yeah, that mother fucker sure is fuscular"

by Jackson May December 28, 2007

captain fuschetti

Great PE teacher at Ensign Intermediate who often refers to egressing out onto the track, run a schoolloop, and scurvydogs.

"Hey Mr. Fuschetti are we running the mile today?"-formal student Edit Rocha
"Captain Fuschetti"- The Captain

by Jain Bernard December 9, 2016

jewsian fusion

Two supercool fiends, one Jewish, one Asian, both proficient in Photoshops.

Michelle: Hot damn, I wish I was like 'em Jewsian Fusions!
JF: The supercool Jewsian Fusions?
Michelle: None other! Est. 2003.

by Jewsian Fusion June 13, 2006

Fucich

Fucich - v. - to cry out where your mother is, esp. in public places, and esp. when you don't mean that your mother has been lost.

Person #1: So, did you hear about how the other day-
Person #3: MOM!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!
Person #2: Oh, don't mind him, he's just fuciching.

by insideoutbrain November 17, 2010