flopstick

a radically shifting, immaterial and floating substance.

Calvin: memories are so tenebrous, arent they? like a flopstick
Sam: yes i agree with you 100% completely.

by calvinoalbino December 9, 2008

flopoodle

When you've got beer dick but you're sober

That bitch so fugly you'll be slapping against her with your flopoodle

by Schizo fritzo May 28, 2018

Flopsiclestick

A retart with a floppy dick

Davian is a flopsiclestick

Davian is retart with a floppy dick

by lockness monster August 16, 2020

flopovia

The act in which your puppy lays across you so as to obstruct any movement by you for the foreseeable future

I just couldn’t finish my work that night Lola decide to Flopovia prohibiting all my movement

by Clevered August 17, 2020

Flopshank

When your dick goes soft on you mid coitus, so you grip as far down the base as you can like you are holding a prison shank, hold the blood in your now artificially hard penis, and begin repeatedly stabbing your way into your lady's G-Spot.

"Dude, I drank and did so much blow last night, I had to give the chick I took home the ol' FLOPSHANK."

by SickSik6 December 9, 2020

Flopstick

A stupid, dumb or overall annoying person.

Sabrina: I know were going to have our teacher today because I saw her.
Friend: No shit Flopstick.

by Babrinaweena February 15, 2021

floprogressivefanpage

one fruity ass mf

hey is that "floprogressivefanpage?"

they seem pretty fruity

by some princesses wife idk March 13, 2021