Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.

dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!

by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016

Throat Float

When your getting a blowjob and you shove your cock as far as you can down her throat!

Rita doesn't like to swallow so I gave her a throat float!

by Stiff Biff August 6, 2018

Floating Caramel

1. A Metaphorical meaning of the amazingness of caramel.
2. Showing the level of Caramel in relation to the bottom of the ocean

I love floating CARAMEL!
She's floating.

by WaveZ3000 January 8, 2018

Floating Lotus

A selfie taken by one with a vagina, set in a bathtub or body of water.

Also possibly a yoga pose while nude, in the water.

A friend made up the phrase innocently, and this is precisely where my mind went.

Send me a picture of you in your granny panties doing downward dog or floating lotus.

by #yeggirl August 14, 2019

float pussy

When you pour rootbeer into a girl's pussy then proceed to cum inside of it.

Bro if she won't let you get that float pussy she doesn't truly love you!

by Wagdog007 December 4, 2019

floating the bullfrog

floating the bullfrog - the ever soothing act of your buoyant balls afloat a body of water.

History...just a funny saying that I heard once about 30 years ago and never again since..unless said by me. Just funny imagery I guess.

-My me-time is often spent floating the bullfrog in the bathtub.

- Vacationing on the lake and floating the bullfrog brings back fond memories

by Bungee Minor July 6, 2017

floating in space

Basically means someone’s dead

**in a scouse accent** “Me nan’s floating in space.”

by hanayamasmissingnipples_1743 May 16, 2021