fatty mcflabfat

Morbidly obese person who has tons of flab or rolls. they constantly eat at Mcdonald's and the employees pay this person not to consume them, because they will eat you.

Gosh, Tony's name should be fatty mcflabfat.

by Blah christine July 18, 2006

Fattycapped

What happens when you eat too much McDonald's so the DMV gives you a handicap placard.

Go to any Walmart and look at who parks in the handicapped spaces. The people you see will be fattycaps. They should give them special spots at the back of the lot so they can walk off their fat asses.
They are also given the fattycapped scooters so they don't have to walk around in the store.

by 75%er July 24, 2009

Fattio

Definition 1: A handsome person who is fat.
Definition 2: A fat Fabio.

Girl who is looking at a fat guy: "He's not Fabio, but he is a fattio."

by thev101 December 1, 2009

Fatty Fat Head

One whose ego (or attitude) is so large that their head, literally, looks fatter.

To be used as a Term of Endearment. Can also be used in exasperation.

Mary: "Who is the OG Fatty Fat Head?'
Sarah: "Umm... I'm pretty sure that's Randee Jo"
Mary: "Ooohh..."

Christina: "Stop being a Fat Head and come pick me up!"
Caitlin: " What the hell does that even mean?!? Is that even a phrase?"
Christina: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, it's there"

by Mangofatdoody September 28, 2010

Fattrid

A male or female who fits into both categories of "fat" and horrid".

I vomited up my spaghetti when the fattrid male walked by in a bikini!

by See-Stars November 14, 2010

Fattyquette

Proper mannerisms and acceptable social etiquette for overweight individuals.

Being the first or last person in line at a buffet is poor fattyquette.

by CheyzieFahRah March 5, 2012

Fatty Fall Down

Perhaps the only joke that crosses all known cultures, races, and religions. A formula for laughter as old as comedy itself, fatty fall down occurs when a fatass falls over.

Dick: "Dude, did you see that lard butt tumble off the stairs?"

Johnson: "Yeah, dude, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even the fat guy was, and he was shaking like a plate of Jell-O."

Dick: "Fatty fall down never fails, man."

by Harry Manasses June 12, 2012