Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris has never seen a punch coming. He has only seen men adjust their shoulder slightly before he roundhouse kicks them in their face.

Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.

Chuck Norris choose the last pope

Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.

Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.

When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.

When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?

Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.

Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.

Chuck Norris Facts are known to be true if this world were a utopia.

by C-los777 October 11, 2007

dem facts

When someone tells someone off and their sidekick just HAS to ring in and say “and dem facts “ just so they can sound cool.

Yo mamma fatter than a pig!(Sidekick)-“and dem facts!

by SlangKing3200 November 19, 2017

BuzzFeed facts

a fact that has actually not been proven, but has rather been pulled out of the internet's sewers by a bunch of liberals.

Dude, did you know that women are paid 77c for every dollar a man earns?
Bro, I don't buy into BuzzFeed facts!

by onesyphorus August 28, 2018

taco_facts

my friend that eats too much curry curry curry

taco_facts you have failed your curry test

by PstefiGaming1 January 26, 2019

BuzzFeed facts

A false claim based on either pseudoscience and/or fallaciousness typically sourced from BuzzFeed

Person 1: did you know that whites cannot be victims of racism?
Person 2: that's BuzzFeed Facts.

by JustTellingTheTruthHere June 13, 2019

Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.

Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.

by sir leton March 3, 2022

All cap no facts

Cap, meaning fake or lies. No Facts, of course meaning no information.
This means that the person stating “all cap no facts” is saying you are lying, or being fake.

“You can turn into a dolphin? All cap no facts bro.”

by Goober_Hawthorne February 24, 2023