zack fact

unknowingly or knowingly presenting fake, true or fabricated knowledge as truth or fact by someone named Zack, Zach or Zachary.

Zack : "Brazilian jujitsu is the greatest art form and I am the best in the world at it"
Anyone stupid enough to listen: "That is such a Zack Fact"

by thestamperdamper January 20, 2019

Painter Fact

a phrase or word believed to be factual only by its beholder

guy: i can handle my liquor

me: sounds like a painter fact to me

by colombianjumpingbean September 30, 2020

Big Facts

When you're keeping it real to the max!

Him: Is she a hoe bro?
Me: Yea she is dead ass word to my muva Big Facts #BigFacts
Him: Say no more! Im lit.

by OsoAuzzie August 24, 2016

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

Proven Fact

A statement that's 100% true no matter what anyone else says. Ever. Unlike the misleading title, there is no need for actual PROVEN facts. Often used in situations where couples fight over who loves each other more.

It is a proven fact that Olivia loves Amanda more.

Olivia: "It is a proven fact that I love you more"
Amanda: "Prove it!"
Olivia: "I don't need to."

by always damn right November 19, 2009

foug facts

A fact delivered, typically out of context or awkwardly, that is usually mistruen or completely false. The claim(s) is largely 'supported' through word of mouth by personal sources.

Foug: The chlorine level found in Halifax's water supply is 0.0017ppm.

Group" *stunned.

Foug: My dad said so.

by foug January 30, 2005

Straight Facts

The higher degree of "facts." It is an emphasized version of "facts" meaning extremely true or something that is beyond true.

Billy: "Your dick is so much bigger than mine."
Alston: "Straight facts!"

by Butt Fuck Egypt December 06, 2018