The Excuse 

Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.

(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)

The Excuse by Adam Kelly October 27, 2005

Troll Excuse 

The term used when someone purposely makes a rather retarded remark and when later realizes his/her mistake then claims he/she was Trolling

Person 1: 2+2=4
Person 2: no its totali 2+2=5 u stupid
Person 1 large argument over it
Person 2 realizes his mistake
Person 2 utilizes the Troll Excuse manuever
Person 2: i was jus trolling u lol!

Troll Excuse by Tenkarinku May 10, 2011

Poor excuse for a human being 

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

Poor excuse for a human being by faygogluttony September 23, 2016

Wet slide, chronic excuse 

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

Wet slide, chronic excuse by Jackadave January 1, 2011

there's no excuse for that 

Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.

When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."

there's no excuse for that by Frank Le April 1, 2015

Troll Excuse 

An excuse used for when someone says a stupid thing and later uses an excuse that says they were trolling to make themselves look smarter and seek to defend or justify.

A: I do not like Minecraft, IMO.
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?

C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!

Troll Excuse by MightyandSonic January 1, 2015

deadpool excuse 

Lying to a girl when breaking up you have cancer and that you don't want to ruin her life at your expense.

"Hey what happened to that girl you were dating?"

"I ended it using the deadpool excuse, so i got off scot free.

deadpool excuse by lilengine April 25, 2017