English class

A class that teaches students about the English language. During the early years, English is a very useful, important, and most of all fun class. By middle school, however, English class becomes a redundant class where students are taught the exact same things (basic grammar and punctuation, paragraph structuring, etc) over and over again. By high school, the fun and useful class has been completely replaced by an idiotic course where too much emphasis is placed on over-analysis and essay writing (where the teacher usually tells the students to write a five page essay that could be easily done in three), and less emphasis on creativity. High school English is the period where many idiots get the impression that Shakespeare is the only playwright to exist in EVER and that no significant literature has been published since the late Victorian era.

An average English class:
English teacher: Today kids, we're going to go over basic grammar and punctuation for the five billionth time right before I start fellating Shakespeare!
Students: Hooray!

by Capn Con December 17, 2008

English Please

A smart-alec remark made by one who is very witty. Used to tell the other person to dumb down the vocabulary. Usually precedes a sentence containing difficult vocabulary.

Mrs. Teacher: In Biology today, we will be learning about transport within a cell membrane, where different types include active and passive transport. Diffusion...... osmosis....... phospholipid bilayer.....
Student: English please!
Mrs. Teacher: We're learning how cells move stuff around.

by asdfmaw May 14, 2014

Engineering hot

Describes any mediocre looking girl who becomes hot only because she is in a class predominantly filled with guys.

see sausage fest

-- Dude, I don't know what it is with Lauren but I can't take my eyes off of her. She's not even that hot.
-- Yeah it's because you're in a class with 90% guys in it, she's not hot on a big scale, she's just engineering hot.

by cg33 October 15, 2009

Sorry For My Bad English

Sorry for my bad english /
Sorry for my english

Is the line that educated people all over the world that aren't aware of their own possible mistakes put before their messages, for other people to not criticize them or judge their message hardly because of bad grammar, grammatical conjugation, spelling, strange paragraph formatting, etc.

Hi. Sorry for my bad english. Are there still apples on the basket, or have you eat them all?

by santropedro March 25, 2016

English Teacher

Most of them are sad communists.

Billy: "Hey Johnny, how's it going today?"
Johnny: "Nothing much, but my english teacher played the soviet national anthem all through class"

by IlIlIllllIIIIIl February 10, 2019

reverse engineering

Dictionary.com defines it as:

The process of analysing an existing
system to identify its components and their interrelationships
and create representations of the system in another form or at
a higher level of abstraction. Reverse engineering is usually
undertaken in order to redesign the system for better
maintainability or to produce a copy of a system without
access to the design from which it was originally produced

Bill Gates reverse engineered the Macintosh 1986 OS to create windows '95. < that is an example of reverse engineering

by MistahTom May 1, 2006

ghetto engineering

A method of building, desinging or inventing in which anything, no matter how unprofessional or non-aesthetically pleasing, is done to complete the project.

That guy just used popsicle sticks and bubble gum to repair his exhaust pipe. He's a master of ghetto engineering.

by Anonymous August 6, 2004