Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010

Emerald Chat

Emerald chat is a site that is full of weebs and furries. It is weirdly addictive and ridiculously fun to troll.

Most of its users come from omegle, a site equally cancerous if not worse.

You use Emerald chat? man, you must be a fucking weeb

by thedemiurge2 August 5, 2017

emergency contact

to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form.

Guy 1: "Dude, she and I are apparently getting serious - I listed her as my emergency contact yesterday when we went skiing."

Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."

by Anna&Eric March 4, 2008

Emerald Green

Emerald Green is a clear and powerful dark green. Likers of this color usually have the tendency to be very beautiful, exeptional liars, get attatched to people very easily, and once they love - they always love.

Guy : Here, Baby, I got you an emerald green ring!

Girl: Oh Ma Gosh! It's wonderful.

by MrMisterMan_Senior March 22, 2009

emeer

The most annoying person on earth. But he is a nice person.

What the fuck emeer.

by Wxlfpac January 2, 2017

pants emergency

Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.

Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.

Chase is late again... pants emergency.

by Suzan Ponte Crowell November 25, 2003

emberassment

The way a stupid fucktard spells "embarrassment."

I'm so smart in my attacks against Hilary Clinton! She's an emberassment! Wow, what an intelligent soul I am! Much more so than that liberal bitch!

by ForGoodGrammarAndSpelling April 2, 2007