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Emily

Emily is so single.
by Hsheudheheh April 13, 2019
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Emily

She's crazy and funny and will refuse to be girly. They're usually really artistic and will make you laugh. They may not think they're pretty but they are. When you hang out with them you'll laugh REALLY hard and make new inside jokes.
"Did you see Emily

She's our awesome"
by PeriwinkleCat December 20, 2014
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Emily

If you don't know what beautiful means, take a look at her. She has super gorgeous brown eyes, and long beautiful brown/blond hair. She has a slender torso and curvy legs that guys like me go wild over and she has immoderate talent like no one else. She is way above amazing and you'll love meeting her. Her curves are super incredible, as is her face, hair, personality, and talent. She is BEYOND fantasy and totally ideal for sex.
Andrew: Ah, Emily. I don't really have the nerve to talk to her. How could anyone possibly be so hot, so flawless, so beautiful, so talented, so...

Bryan: That's exactly right! And there's NO WAY a noob like you could win her like me!

Dalton: Shut up you lanky bastard! She's fucking MINE!

Marshall: All you do is be vain and selfish, I at least think it should be ME!

Andrew: Why the hell do you even go in her mom's truck every day school ends, you FAT OAF?!!!

Owen: I'm a fatter oaf, and I deserve Emily! She's MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

Dan: No way!

Andrew : My kindness and cuteness can go much farther than your selfish, heartless jerk ways. Those curves and that hair are so mine! I've been writing songs and actually thinking about how hot and perfect she is!

Bryan: You're a short, stalkish, bastard!

Andrew: You're a tall, ropey, lanky bastard!

Dan: You're both bastards!

(Everyone fights)
by shitless sam November 7, 2017
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Emily

An Emily can fall in love easily more so then others. Emily’s tens to only do her best in stuff she loves. She can be sometimes annoying if you let her but if your her best friend she’ll probably just sit there on some type of Device.
Emily: Emily is my best friend you’ll never find someone like her
by Pls don’t hate this July 5, 2018
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Emily

Bartenders be warned, she likes vodka and it’s make her clothes fall off.
James: did you hear what happened at the party?

Bob: no what ?
James: Emily got some with the bartender

Bob: woahhhh brooo she drank a whole 2-6 of vodka
by Girlgirlboybot February 25, 2019
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Emily

Emily is a sexy girl who is dating a sweet boy the love snuggling and all the boys fall for her. She has swimmer muscles and loves to hang out with her boyfriend they snuggling on the couch. She is very athletic and loves and Evan
Girl 1: omg is that an Evan

Girl 2: it is and that hot bitch I bet is an Emily what a cute couple
by emily920 May 2, 2018
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Emily

(Noun) The millennial version of a Karen. Lazy, no job, thinks they know more than you because they saw it on Reddit or they Google’d it.
That Emily over the fence just called my boy Dave a rape apologist.
by bloodmon July 5, 2022
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