Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

by bloodmon October 14, 2021

Backle

Backle
The semen or man spackle that lands on a sexual partner’s back.

After a night of fornication, Claudia was stuck to the top sheet from all of Fredrick’s backle he provided the night before.

by bloodmon January 16, 2022

Emily

(Noun) The millennial version of a Karen. Lazy, no job, thinks they know more than you because they saw it on Reddit or they Google’d it.

That Emily over the fence just called my boy Dave a rape apologist.

by bloodmon July 06, 2022