Emergen-D

When you coat your dick in Emergen-C prior to oral sex

F: "Sorry I can't come over I'm feeling sick"
M: "It's okay I have some Emergen-D"

by dscrub January 31, 2018

Emergentz

THE BEAST OF ALL BEASTS! Truly an unimaginable DEMON coming to kill all. Emergentz is a word of DEATH and unholiness. Anyone who possesses this name is unholy!

Unholy Woman: My name is emergentz.
Holy woman: GET AWAY! -flashes cross-

by SoyDivine May 23, 2022

emergency eyes

Eyes of desperate homosexuals searching for sexual validation.

Check out that queen's emergency eyes in the steam room.

by sadisfied February 17, 2006

Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

Emergenshit

It could be the consequence of a zero calorie dinner.

I had a zero calorie dinner that caused me an emergenshit.

by Syrhius September 18, 2011

Emergency Dick

Dick you only use for when your going thru a dry spell. someone you wouldnt have sex with on if you wernt desperate.

Eww, god no i dont wanna have sex with him, thats Emergency Dick right there and this isnt an emergency.

by Dustycoby June 20, 2011

emergency stop

When a man is standing taking a whiz, and has to clamp down and stop peeing because he feels a turd about to slip out. Women don't have to worry about this.

Ted's 4-burrito lunch kept trying to escape, forcing him to perform an emergency stop several times while attempting to use the urinal.

by Happy Rasta August 20, 2011