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Embarrow

Omg, how embarrow !
by Nikki Bethell February 6, 2009
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Embarradong

An adjective used to describe an embarrassing hookup. Usually used between girls relating their nights to each other. Originated at Dartmouth College in 2010 by members of the class of 2014.
Girl A: You had really bad beer goggles last night. That guy was not hot.

Girl B: Ya, I know. Its embarradong.
by D14 December 11, 2010
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Turd Embargo

Depending on the context, a "turd embargo" is:

1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";

Or

2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".
(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"

(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"

"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."
by Admiral Viggo September 20, 2016
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embarrassment

feeling discomfort or unease for the moment because of someone who is with you .
sam sneezed without using the handkerchief when you were having dinner in a reputed restaurant and you feel embarrassment.
by smokie 07 July 29, 2012
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Embargo

The banning of trade with a country.
Embargo
by Emokiss June 5, 2009
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embarq

An honestly awsome telecommunications company (No, I am not affilated with them).
My phone and internet service is through Embarq.
by 74.4.120.X June 5, 2009
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embarrassing

When someone does stupid things causing them to feel self conscious, or causing other people to feel bad for them which is usually the worst case.
"Desiree is so embarrassing. She just took a billion mirror pictures when she was by herself in a washroom and put them on facebook. What a fool."
by yoyoman January 2, 2009
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