Definitions by yoyoman

Cabinet flavoring 

Tastes musty and dusty, like it’s been sitting in the cabinet for too long; stale

Yo these chips have mad cabinet flavoring

Cabinet flavoring by Yoyoman January 14, 2023

False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

False Start Shower by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

embarrassing 

When someone does stupid things causing them to feel self conscious, or causing other people to feel bad for them which is usually the worst case.

"Desiree is so embarrassing. She just took a billion mirror pictures when she was by herself in a washroom and put them on facebook. What a fool."

embarrassing by yoyoman January 2, 2009