Andy Eldershaw

To be obsessed with trains, planes, or rally cars.

He is such an Andy Eldershaw!

by ACRONYM LORD! July 29, 2011

Johnathan C. Eldritch

Johnathan C. Eldritch , often abbreviated to JCE or shortened to John or Johnny, is a fictional character within the "PHOBOS" ARG webseries. He first appeared in voice only, speaking in a transatlantic accent, but was later revealed in a humanoid form. Johnathan is depicted as a tall man in a suit and loosely-fitting tie, having a white skeleton-like face and horns in the shape of cartoon arrows. His face is expressive, shown to blink and emote when talking.

Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.

"Johnathan C. Eldritch glared menacingly at the last cupcake!"

by SuperCooper778 October 11, 2021

Grandpa El’d

When someone, typically an older person, sits down without underwear, causing their genitals to spill out of their shorts and into the view of an unsuspecting victim.

Ian’s uncle Grandpa El’d me yesterday. I wonder if those magnificent elephant testicles run in the family?

by JohnDavidXXX July 27, 2023

elderberries

Something your father smells of.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

by pseudonool September 23, 2012

eldritch deuce

Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.

Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!

by soupfist January 10, 2014

eldunique

Eldunique is a beautiful talented girl that will always be there for you when you need her the most, she will never judge you for who you are, she has the most amazing personality and sense of humor

Eldunique is a girl you never want to loose

by ThatOtherWeirdGuy November 4, 2018

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021