Presentation Ejaculation 

When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore

Jimmy?, Oh he had a presentation ejaculation

Presentation Ejaculation by Joeym296 June 9, 2020

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law 

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

djaculate 

when you're at the club and the dj unknowingly drops a sick beat on you causing premature ejaculation

Man, when that fly dj dropped Pump up the Jam, I djaculated all over the club.

djaculate by ftrain1224 November 11, 2011

ejaculating 

The height of orgasm which produces a delicious bleachy liquid...

He was ejaculating all over my face... AND I LOVED IT!

ejaculating by TheShivers February 19, 2003

snoring ejaculator 

the act of sleep talking then all of a sudden coming

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.

snoring ejaculator by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010

retrograde ejaculation 

A condition found in a small number of diabetic men who, upon climax, ejaculate into their bladder.

"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."

retrograde ejaculation by Typhon December 7, 2004

premature ejaculation 

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

premature ejaculation by mr.grey January 21, 2009