Edward Cullen

Pretty boy "vampire" that falls for a human girl (Bella). He is controlling, abusive, obsessive, and a stalker.

He is controlling and abusive because he forces Bella to go to prom, dismantles her car so she can't see Jacob, and recruits Alice to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage at his home.

He is obsessive and a stalker because he stands in the corner of Bella's room watching her sleep everynight without her knowledge and he also follows her around, reading the minds of others to find out her whereabouts.

1. Girl: OH MY GAWD EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HOTTTT!!!! AND THE WAY HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP IS SOOOO CUTE! I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT!!

Me: You mean you wish you had a vampire boyfriend that stands in the corner of your room, watching you sleep with out you knowing??? And then follows you around wherever you go???

Girl: YEAH!! I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE ISN'T LIKE EDWARD AT ALL!

Me: ....

2. Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Me: *gag*

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

edward cullen

is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.

Edward:I'm Edward Cullen and I sparkle in the sunlight.

Jacob Black: Bark bark wolf bark bark.

by rickiyson December 22, 2008

edward kenway

Hathem Kenways Father; A Pirate

edward kenway the pirate

by SpadeMajik101 November 25, 2013

edward norton'd

verb.

The act being decimated so completely that it is as if you were curb stomped by Edward Norton.

I was trying to play the Michael Jackson Experience for the Kinect and that game edward norton'd me.

by iburnmycd September 5, 2012

Eduardo Dager

A hernia looking creature with an egg head. He can also be called the victim since he is always the victim. He is gay but hasn’t come out of the closet yet. He is probably a slave and has no rights. He is a símbolo patrio and is almost extinct. 1 like = 1 respect

Two fags are looking for more fags and in their path they find the autistic magic of nature

Gabriel J: Omg marulo I found a Eduardo Dager the hernia take a picture of it

Nicolas m(who is also homosexual): Did you know he has mental retardation

Gabriel J: Wow what an outstanding creature

Nicolas M: i know but I’m not ready

by yeetecus June 14, 2018

Edward Little High School

A hellhole school full of crappy teachers and bitchy white girls.

plus a trash football team

ew Edward little high school is trash

by expoosed October 3, 2019

Eduarda

A Funny, weird, beautiful woman with an enchanting smile and gorgeous slim figure, possesses the ability to attract any man with one look, appears shy and innocent but is confident and a freak. She has mini crushes on many & is wanted by many but once one captures her heart she is willing to give them the world and drop all them ‘hoes’. She is the type to act like she doesn’t care but deep down, she is sensitive asf. If you have the “soft” side of Eduarda, make the most of it and value her because you’ll 100% miss it when it’s gone. She tends to be a bit dramatic so you’ll have some misunderstandings with her & mini petty arguments but trust me she’s the type of girl who is worth every second of your time, you’ll never regret having an Eduarda in your life!

‘I can’t get Eduarda out my head , Jesus she’s unforgettable’

by Latinnamess November 23, 2021