Engineer

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

You: "Hey, wait here, I'mma go take a dump."

Friend: "Alright."

*5 minutes later*

Friend: "Dude..I was playing guitar with your amp and I noticed a parasitic capacitance between the output and the input, causing parasitic oscillation. So I really quickly soldered them a little further from eachother, so it shouldn't have any feedback anymore."

You: "Oh...uhhh... thanks?"

Friend: "Hey, I'm an engineer. It's what I do."

by IsraelHands09 September 18, 2010

social engineering

The attempt to control social behavior.

The Canadian government wants to create a passified country through social engineering.

by Eddy April 7, 2005

Electrical Engineer

A person with substantial skills in imaginary mathematics and the ability to use these unreal numbers to come up with an answer that applies only some of the time.

Also: A person whose ship is so far past the point of entry that the only hope is to crash through the rocks to the other side.

Must be an EE (Electrical Engineer): reference song, "Purdue EE Theme Song - Anon"

by e^(j * pi) = -1 November 18, 2003

engineer

A kick-ass uber-genius with godly math and science abilities, the training for wich being at the expence of those abilities for spelling and talking to members of the opposite sex.

"You know that you're an engineer if you can prove it mathematically"

by Douglas Weltman June 22, 2003

Edvin

One of the most bad ass mother fuckers out there. Typically tall, strong, and handsome. Is always looking fresh.

That guy is dangerous, that's an Edvin.

by edodamang1 August 11, 2010

Edin

A perfect sister and girlfriend anyone could possibly have. She is emotional and hates lies.
Really defensive and tries to prove herself right and best to reason with.

1. Don’t think of lying, it’s Edin.
2. God! I wish I had an Edin related to me.

by Pajophel January 5, 2018

Afro Engineer

To put something together in a makeshift fashion.

See also: nigger rig and jerry rig

I managed to afro engineer that broken plane wing with a roll of duct tape.

by Timmah December 26, 2003