Earth 

A inhospitable dangerous planet filled with blasters and knives.

When we get commercial space flight, youll catch me stowed away to leave Earth behind

Earth by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Earth 

A beautiful gift that humans are destroying. We need to take action and save this amazing planet.

Human: I'm a careless idiot who dug up the earth

Any animal: fuck you.

Earth by EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH May 23, 2023

Earth 

Big round ball infested with termites (us)

I licked the earth

Earth by Someone not me September 9, 2023

earth 

a charity song by lil dicky released in 2019, and also a planet. they both kinda suck

person 1: jesus earth is awful
person 2: yeah man i hate that song

earth by dap_pad November 9, 2024

Earth 

a synonym for hell

Someone: earth is-
someone else: hell
the person: thats not what i was gonna say but yes

Earth by AriDoesThings January 7, 2024

earth 

A house where you're held hostage by 8 billion gay and retarded roommates.

Living on earth sucks but I can't afford a house in the afterlife.

earth by Kooyle January 21, 2024

Earth 

The (FLAT) planet you live on and one moon(WE NEVER LANDED ON IT).Some people say that “the earth is round”.DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPYS.

The earth is the third planet in our solar system is the only flat one.

Earth by Epicman January 22, 2024