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email streaks

Emailing someone for consecutive days
Ian did you respond to my email streaks
by Matt Ebersole May 3, 2018
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email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.
if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that this email dump-definition a)- will torpedo you underwater decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career
by Sexydimma March 15, 2018
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Email archaeology

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.

- Put your mind in order first.
by bugpower January 6, 2020
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Email Girls

The girls that add you Snapchat, and then proceed to ask to FaceTime. Then you find out they have 15 Instagram accounts, and uses them to lead guys on, and their parents took their phone number away, and gave them an email to use instead. Basically the worst kind of girl to be interested in you.
Guy: hey you know that girl I’ve been talking to? She’s turned out to be one of those Email Girls.
Guy 2: damn, sorry to hear that man.
by Haudi🤠 May 20, 2021
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Email Sweats

Moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to having doubts regarding the quality of an email.
After checking his email for errors for the 30th time, Gary could not shake the email sweats. He eventually said f*ck it and hit send.
by G-Email November 3, 2021
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Email Me

What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....
by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021
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email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails
I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.
by raknahs December 27, 2021
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