dwitting

The dangerous act of driving while texting. Word derived from acronym DWT

You can get killed by dwitting.

by Word Engineer May 4, 2011

Dwight's Wheelchair

This is used to describe the feeling of not being able to walk after a night of hard arse pounding from a much larger, thicker man. The issues arising from receiving such a brutal anal assault will result in the recipient requiring the use of a popular wheelchair brand, namely, Dwight's Wheelchair.

Terry smashed me so hard last night I needed a Dwight's Wheelchair.

by LastlyFirstly August 23, 2014

Dwight Pearson

The lit-est dad anyone could ever ask for.

Wow, Dwight Pearson is SO lit.

by dmoney:) August 17, 2017

Daithi Downey

Rhymes with brownie and is used to describe a person who beats off to rathkenny flags. Common phrases of a daithi downer are "Sure these things happen"

Sure people grow and these things get smaller (Daithi Downey)

by Square2.0 October 3, 2017

Dithering

The action of inserting ones genitals into a pvc pipe for sexual pleasure. Generally the PVC pipe has some form of synthetic vagina. Usually consisting of raw meat or Starches.

Hey bill, do you want to hang out tonight? I'm planning on getting some serious dithering in on my old pipe.

by reeetards May 5, 2018

Dwight head

Having a massively oversize head such as Dwight's from the office

Oh boy you've gotten a case of Dwight head

by Thee turtle July 7, 2018

dwightish

(adj) usually relating to time or a time frame that is much earlier than the norm.

I'll be working dwightish hours tomorrow so I can leave early to pickup my parents at the airport.

by brakeyblakey April 11, 2019