A ramshackle town in Upstate New York where you have to drive for at least 30 mins to another town if you don't want to buy stuff from a dumpster fire. Because of the state you live in, your taxes are bigger than the economy will ever be. You're also governed by Andrew Cuomo, an incompetent Democrat that only won 6 counties that weren't NYC during his election.
The census of the only school is smaller than Eminem's dick, so much so that the kids graduate knowing everybody in their class along with their inbred cousins. The school also tries to cut costs but wastes all of the extra money on their godawful football team while neglecting almost everything else (ex: forcing inexperienced kids to make an ad for the school because they can't afford a professional team/company). The population's not good at anything but hiding their drugs, because in every school locker nook and obese trailer trash's cranny, you'll find a gram or two of dust.
The restaurants sell their piles of horse shit for a price you'd expect from a 5-star restaurant despite 70% of the population living off of welfare and food stamps. Meanwhile any improvement that could be made is cockblocked by a mayor who nobody knows is the mayor, because he's so insignificant outside of only making bad decisions (and is now trying to get re-elected, with no resistance at all from the retarded townsfolk).
If you live here and have at least two brain cells, you'll know what I'm talking about.
The census of the only school is smaller than Eminem's dick, so much so that the kids graduate knowing everybody in their class along with their inbred cousins. The school also tries to cut costs but wastes all of the extra money on their godawful football team while neglecting almost everything else (ex: forcing inexperienced kids to make an ad for the school because they can't afford a professional team/company). The population's not good at anything but hiding their drugs, because in every school locker nook and obese trailer trash's cranny, you'll find a gram or two of dust.
The restaurants sell their piles of horse shit for a price you'd expect from a 5-star restaurant despite 70% of the population living off of welfare and food stamps. Meanwhile any improvement that could be made is cockblocked by a mayor who nobody knows is the mayor, because he's so insignificant outside of only making bad decisions (and is now trying to get re-elected, with no resistance at all from the retarded townsfolk).
If you live here and have at least two brain cells, you'll know what I'm talking about.
"Mommy, why don't we just move to Dundee, NY?"
"I don't want you catching their autism. There's nothing to do there, the mayor is more nonexistent than Half Life 3, and every town around it is better."
"I don't want you catching their autism. There's nothing to do there, the mayor is more nonexistent than Half Life 3, and every town around it is better."
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A Dungeon Tart describes a woman, so foul that she may only be boned in a dungeon-like basement to make it appropriate or acceptable. Dungeon Tarts fit in perfectly with the common filth, dirt, mold and grime associated with most college basements. The term was implemented in the tale end of the 2007 scholastic year. Dungeon Tarts can be found lingering around trashy bars until last call, hockey rinks and college parties. They are some of the most vile and revolting creatures that inhabit one's tally chart or black book.
"Alright man, it's 4:00am, call up a dungeon tart."
Dude 1: "Hey bro, did you see the dungeon tart that I slayed last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man she was really hit and smelled of garbage and trash. Congratulations, I think you just slayed the dungeon tart of the year."
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Dude 2: "Yeah man she was really hit and smelled of garbage and trash. Congratulations, I think you just slayed the dungeon tart of the year."
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Gee Marty. I really need to go for a dungdectomy. Do you mind adding that to the patients surgical bill.
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